Bonus: Tiger Jokes
Try to lighten the mood around here:
1. Tiger’s new movie is out: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.
2. Apparently the police asked Tiger’s wife how many times she hit him. She said “I don’t know exactly… but put me down for a 5.”
3. Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one.
4. What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards……..
5. What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing
6. Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.
December 3rd, 2009 at 9:00 am
Here are some more:
Elin found out he’s not a Tiger, he’s a Cheetah.
Tiger just hates it when he drives, and then his balls hit a tree.
Elin Nordegren got hired today as a consultant. She’s teaching Phil Mickelson how to beat Tiger.
Tiger’s confused. Every other time he made a hole-in-one, everyone was all happy about it.
Tiger said the fault of the accident was his Escalade. It’s typical of a golfer—always blame the caddy.
Tiger’s car still runs, but it goes “putt, putt, putt…”
What do baby seals and Tiger Woods have in common? Both were clubbed by a Scandanavian.
Tiger Woods is tree under.
August 3rd, 2010 at 6:33 pm
I asked my folks who their favorite superheroes are. My mom said Batman. My dad said Tiger Woods.