Time to Get Serious
Pre Season Checklist:
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Download the Notre Dame Victory March onto your cell phone. Make it ring when your Irish buddies call. |
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Change the wallpaper on your desktop. I am currently using this one. |
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Stock the fridge with cold brews. Make sure there is enough in case of the inexplicable, an Irish loss. |
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Try on your ND jersey/game day attire. It may be a little snug. Proceed to the next item on the checklist. |
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Wind spints. Do 10 of them down your street. Finish with 100 push-ups and 100 sit-ups. Or just take the stairs at work today. |
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Go to your Tivo. Select “Notre Dame” as a wishlist item. Record all. |
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Watch Rudy. Make family and freineds join you. |
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Order any last minute Notre Dame paraphernalia. Cozies, flags, face paint, merkins. |
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Watch Oldie’s Season Highlight Video. Head butt your dog. |
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Read a Notre Dame book. I recommend Touchdown Jesus by Scott Eden(ND ‘97) or try Tim Prister’s new book. |
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Prepare your pre-game gameday ritual. Here’s a start: IRT Gameday Soundtrack. |
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Call your Michigan buddies. Remind them that the Irish have won 3 of the last 4. When you hang up on them, rethink your life plan. You shouldn’t have any Michigan buddies. |
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Watch all of the video on und.com. Take advantage of it now…while it’s free. |
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Super glue your remote control to the coffee table. |
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Reread this: Notre Dame to College Football World: We’re Done Fuckin Around |
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Do something nice for your significant other. You’ll need the ammo later in the season. |
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Buy 100 contracts on the Irish to win it all. |
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Shave an interlocking ND into your back hair. |
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Pull the football out of the closet. Leave it on your couch for the rest of the season. Throw it around the family room whenever someone comes over. |
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Kancho jab the Purdue fan in your office. |
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Visit the Irish Round Table daily. |
August 28th, 2006 at 12:05 am
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