Quit Bitchin’ About the Grass
Trojan fans are obsessed with one thing this week: The grass at Notre Dame Stadium last year. The bitches are claiming it was too high. Now I have heard a ton of excuses in my day (the sun was in my eyes, my dog ate it, wind) but never have I heard such an idiotic, asinine excuse. And here is the kicker: USC won the game. They beat the Irish on a controversial, illegal play with an ineligible player, and they are the ones complaining and looking for excuses.
Luckily, Her Loyal Sons has learned the true story of the grass and Desmond Reed’s injury.
It wasn’t the grass, jagoffs. It was tiny leprechauns.
November 21st, 2006 at 5:21 pm
Here’s the final word on Reed’s injury:
Reed was at the 15 yard line at the time of the kick. What was he doing all the way up there? If he was in position to field the kick at, oh, I don’t know, the goal line, he would be fine and there would be no discussion. So instead of blaming Reed for being out of position in the first place, let’s blame the grass.