Irish Round Table

Son of a… Some jerkweed broke into my house this weekend and stole a bunch of stuff including my laptop. While the Chicago Police Department hunt down the criminal I have compiled a list of potential suspects to help in their hunt. These would be people who 1) clearly hate Notre Dame, 2) dislike ridiculously attractive people, and 3) will stop at nothing to thwart the IRT.

Downloading all the evidence into the BCS computers, the following list has been computed as the primary suspects:

1. Google- The Irish Round Table has singlehandedly brought down one of Google’s latest offerings. Google Maps has suffered dearly since visitors opt for the IRT in their search for the best directions from Midway Airport to South Bend.
2. The Displaced Trojan- He’s still reeling from the facts laid out by the IRT earlier this month on the USC football team. I think he lives on the East Coast, but a quick flight out to the Midwest to grab my laptop would be well worth silencing the Truth that is the IRT.
3. Brutus Buckeye- Ohio State players don’t need my laptop. They make enough money to buy their own. But this guy reeks of suspicion.

4. Ron Zook- He’s a crook and he lives in Illinois.
5. Julia Roberts- Hates good looking people.
6. This Gorilla-

The BCS computer actually broke down after number 6. Speaking with a technician, I learned that the poor computer fell into an infinite loop when the possibility of a Florida DL recruit entered the equation.

So the hunt is on. And the IRT will not be deterred…

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